Worst Jokes Ever
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Get off of here, kids!
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
So 666-3629, so get it?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.