Worst Jokes Ever
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander đ
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Whatâs the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till youâre 13 to come on your face
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I donât like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
I took a bite of my lunch. âIs that a sand witch?!â
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasnât invented then.
Impossible? Iâm very possible, really!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
I have had an obsession with soap. Donât worry, I am all clean now!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"