Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I like peanut butter and honey.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
The joke is my life.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
I like cats.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.