Worst Jokes Ever
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
More like your anus.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.