Worst Jokes Ever
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.