Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they're so BORON!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt because he wanted it to smell good
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? moooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime
Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song joke
Icebergie is a randy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Arent I beary good
Aren't I badly good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
