Worst Jokes Ever
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Ttt.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.