Worst Jokes Ever
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Pickled carrots.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Tell me a joke.
My life.