Worst Jokes Ever
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.