Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Dwarf Shortage.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Orphans go to church to call someone father.