Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.... A woman!
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
