Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
When I mist, I miss.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
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Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.