Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.