Worst Jokes Ever
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Donkeys are cool.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!