Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Why is 10 always afraid?

Because it is between 9 and 11.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"