Worst Jokes Ever
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?