Worst Jokes Ever
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Slob on my knob.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
You're really...
You're really sexy 😉
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!