Worst Jokes Ever
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.