Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Amelie is a meanie.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
One day, I love you.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
I'm Priya.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?