Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀