Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.