Worst Jokes Ever
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
My mom died.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.