Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
A chicken is delicious.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
The fucking cat!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?