Worst Jokes Ever

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.

Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

A: By how much he's coffin.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Mike Oxlong.

Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.