Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A... B... Sea?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.