Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.