Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Q:what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: applets get picked
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
wanna hear a joke its called me :|
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able. :/
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I didn’t orphan never say home
Because they didn’t have one
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you ain't already told her twice.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
My Dad went for some *MILK* , HE NEVER CAME BACK :)
