Worst Jokes Ever

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.