Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
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I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.