Worst Jokes Ever
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Connor pooped himself.
Aspen pooped herself.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."