Worst Jokes Ever
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
How many feet are in feet?
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
A chicken is delicious.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
The fucking cat!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.