Worst Jokes Ever
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Your mama.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.