Worst Jokes Ever

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Doin (DYM 5).

Why are Americans bad chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Your mom is ugly.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.