Worst Jokes Ever
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Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
Ready? Go!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!