Worst Jokes Ever
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
None of these jokes are funny.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"I love you with all my heart."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)