Worst Jokes Ever

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Hi Manuel.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

"Princess, you there? :("

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Hi Jake!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

"Prince, where are you?"

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Sad life goes, joke mom.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.