Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Your (DYM 32).
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Epic gamer.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.