Worst Jokes Ever
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.