Worst Jokes Ever
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
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Why do I have a fat mom?
Doin' (DYM 19)
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Eschew obfuscation.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.