Worst Jokes Ever
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Anybody here from 4chan?
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦