Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.