Worst Jokes Ever

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?

They both eat from trash.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.