Worst Jokes Ever
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Your (DYM 32).
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Epic gamer.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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