Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Know (DYM 24).
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.