Worst Jokes Ever
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
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I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Your (DYM 47).
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.