Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Mom!
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
I took a sip of water.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.