Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Let's chat here Prince
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Why where the twin towers annoyed Because they orders pepperoni pizzas but all they got was plain
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
