Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(