My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Doin (DYM 34)
What did the orphan say to the house? Can i live here
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
I have it.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Hey Prince, Let's chat here ok? Love you!
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It taste like shit and I hate it.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
