Worst Jokes Ever

No joke.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Wow, no SP jokes?

Your mom.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Yours!

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.