What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their way home
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
New protest
I lick poo for a living... You?
STOP STOP THE ORPHAN JOKERS
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
Hi Prince
Friend: your life is a joke. Me: no. jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
