Worst Jokes Ever
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Bullets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
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