Worst Jokes Ever
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?