Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Your (DYM 64).
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"