Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.