White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
why did the chicken cross the road, to become road kill
When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
your (DYM 47)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away.I would to if my name was Brail
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
How does MOses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
what is a kidnapper's favorite shoe????
White vanes
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
