Worst Jokes Ever
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
No joke.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.