Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Laugh Now!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
