Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Ass (DYM 89).