Worst Jokes Ever
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Stop making the jokes!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
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What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.