Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.

I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!