When a king farts,Is it considered a noble gas?
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
what do you call an orphan
an orphan
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? MiscaRAGE. That joke never gets old....but neither does the baby...;)
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
the (DYM 72)
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
