Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
All (DYM 93).
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.