Worst Jokes Ever
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.