Worst Jokes Ever
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
#GOODBYEGWEN
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
Americans are fat.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.