Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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    • Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

    Kids- it's time for Dora.

    Kids- YAY!

    Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

    Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

    Kids- Where's Dora?

    Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

    Kids- Poor Dora.

    Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

    Swiper - AH MAN!!

    Dora, where do we go next?

    Kids at home: Area 51.

    Meanwhile,

    Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

    1 day later,

    Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

    Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

    Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

    ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

    Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

    Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

    These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.