What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes? No eyes yakub
What do you call a man with no legs? Hangman
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
You stink!
I declare war on Gwen!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
