Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
She's (DYM 149).
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?