Worst Jokes Ever
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.
My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Man, Uranus is so big!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
rocked (DYM 136)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"