Worst Jokes Ever
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
I'm a human.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.