Worst Jokes Ever
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
You're gay if you see this.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.