Worst Jokes Ever
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I don't know.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Agreed (DYM 127).
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."