Worst Jokes Ever

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Staring (DYM 119).

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

I miss Gwen.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)