Worst Jokes Ever
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.