Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do you call a?
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
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