Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
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What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.