Worst Jokes Ever
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Nutty.
Player 138 eliminated...
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.