Worst Jokes Ever
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.