Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
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What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
