Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I fucked your mom.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.